When all other email / internet scams quit working, go for dating gold and pull at those lonely heart strings. How is this for a internet dating personal…. no red flags raised here.

Yes ladies, help him out with a few thousand bucks because he is down on his luck with his wealth (pictured) being held in a trust until someone helps him get his dough. He will not only scam you, but send you flowers once done.

CNN has a public service announcement for all you single ladies looking for love online: Beware of romance fraud! Apparently, Nigerian banking schemes are for amateurs; super-skilled scam artists search out sad singles on dating Web sites and pull at their purse- and heartstrings. The scammers try to tap into what every woman wants, as told by the Lifetime channel: They pose as goodhearted businessmen (for example, one scammer claimed to be the owner of a diamond mine who built orphanages in his free time), and make reckless use of the future tense and the word “we.” Once the woman is emotionally hooked, they will commonly tell stories of theft or injury that require an immediate transfer of money that will be — of course! — quickly paid back.

If you think the above scenario raises a red flag the size of that scammer’s Nigerian estate, the Web site RomanceScams.org lists some even more unbelievable tactics:

Poor Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild fame. He just can’t seem to stay clear of any scandals these days. Hey, anytime a politician gets caught with a hooker, just throw his name in from the start. Chances are he probably already has nudie photos of her from when she was a easy, breast-barring underaged girl.Ho Gone Wild and shaking her ass all the way to the bank of political scandal. Here is a video of Ashley Dupre AKA Ashley DiPierto AKA Kristen… now better known as Spitzer’s whore.

Yep, you read that right, this really did happen and there is a video. It seems that a too dumb for words to even explain, Stupid criminals tried to rob a police station. YES… a police station!

The pair may have mistook it for… ahhh, ahhh, a bank maybe? since a cop and an armed bank guard both carry a sidearm. Or maybe he just figured they would never expect anything so incredibly lame. Either way… stupid criminal = funny shit.

It seems 2 very silly boys walk up to the front desk of the police station and demand cash from the receptionist. At the POLICE STATION! WTF?

Now, the 2 boys did not have guns, but they did want the armed cops to think they did by keeping their hands in their pockets.

The receptionist seems to have called for help and some cops… go figure, were there to help arrest the dumb ass criminals and take them to jail… down the hall. Hey, at least it wasn’t a far walk for the ding-a-lings.

The video is titled… “Candidate for World’s dumbest criminal” watch it.