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Starting with the man GWB - the leader who really listens
Come on fools… recognizzzze - Ode to Eliot Spitzer What does Spitzer’s downfall prove? That you don’t have to be a Republican to be a hypocrite. Ode To Eliot Spitzer Though Spitzer has said he abhors Wait… one more. because Hillary knows her men so well Hillary Clinton on Eliot Spitzer - Hillary seems to think Eliot Spitzer is well suited for the White House, LOL “FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT ELIOT IS PERFECTLY SUITED TO SERVE IN MY ADMINISTRATION. WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE UP HIS NUMBER FROM ‘9? TO ‘2?.”
Kicked in the nuts for the fifth time!
Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses for the Ashley Duprey / DiPierto / Kristen… whatever her name is… top hooker David Letterman March 10, 2008
Gov. Eliot Spitzer announced Wednesday that he is resigning, completing a spectacular fall from power for a politician whose once-promising career imploded amid allegations that he paid thousands of dollars for high-end prostitutes. “I look at my time as governor with a sense of what might have been,” Spitzer said, with his expressionless wife Silda standing at his side. “There is much more to be done, and I New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (C) leaves after a news conference November 14, 2007 on Capitol Hill in Washington about his controversial plan to issue driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants. Spitzer dropped the plan due to overwhelming opposition to the policy stating, “I’ve concluded that New York state cannot conduct this program on its own.” REUTERS/Yuri Gripas (UNITED STATES)
Obama Converts to Judaism
“I am converting to Judaism, effective immediately,” Mr. Obama told reporters at a press conference in Scarsdale, New York, adding that he would change his middle name from “Hussein” to “Murray.” As a sign of commitment to his new faith, the Illinois Senator said that he anticipated being Bar Mitzvahed sometime between now and the crucial Pennsylvania primary and that he would no longer campaign on Saturdays. In a subtle sign of the shift in his religious affiliation, Mr. Obama’s signature catchphrase “Yes, we can,” was nowhere to be found in his speech, replaced instead by “L’Chaim.” While some political observers praised Mr. Obama’s conversion to Judaism as a shrewd tactic to put the issue of his religious identity to rest, the move raised the ire of one of his harshest critics, former Rep. Geradline Ferraro. “Barack Murray Obama wouldn’t be in the position he’s in if he wasn’t Jewish,” said Ms. Ferraro to herself. Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com.
Hey, the Muslim comic book was not my idea, I kinda just found this somewhere else, so I really hope no one gets upset at me for this one, This is the comic story of Mohamed and the prophets. And yes, this is some sick ass shit. anyway, Muslim comics… this is kinda long, but stick with it
Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Book of RevelationHere is the real reason to support Giuliani“in order for the Second Coming to occur, the world needs to end, and Rudy Giuliani is just the man for that job.” Rudy Would Usher in Biblical ‘End Days,’ Evangelist Says from the Borowitz report One day after endorsing former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani for president, televangelist Pat Robertson explained his decision, saying that a Giuliani presidency features prominently in the Book of Revelation. In his endorsement announcement the day before, Rev. Robertson had made reference to Mr. Giuliani’s tenure as “America’s Mayor,” but did not indicate that the Republican frontrunner was a key player in the Bible’s most apocalyptic book. In his statement today, however, the televangelist made it clear that “in order for the Second Coming to occur, the world needs to end, and Rudy Giuliani is just the man for that job.” Rev. Robertson said that he was “confident” that within weeks of his inauguration, Mr. Giuliani would usher in the “end days” that are a staple of Bible prophecy. In praising Mr. Giuliani, Mr. Robertson had critical words for the current resident of the White House, President George W. Bush: “President Bush got us on the road to Armageddon, but it’s taking too darn long — Rudy Giuliani will put us in the express lane.” While the Giuliani camp initially welcomed the endorsement of the influential evangelist, the former New York mayor seemed less enthusiastic today about being identified as one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse. When asked by a reporter in Iowa about Mr. Robertson’s comments today, Mr. Giuliani replied, “9/11.” Elsewhere, former Beatle Paul McCartney confirmed that he is dating a Metropolitan Transportation Authority board member, explaining, “Since my divorce from Heather, I’ve had to start taking the subway.”
Holy Shit! I think they are serious now. Bush really does mean to destroy us. The western infidels have shot us, bombed us, tortured us, taken our land, goats and oil… but this is going too far.
Who would win in this Hollywood “will probably be made” flick? In 2 opposite corners of the Globe - We have 2 men of the people 2 different lands. One wants to remove all hatred from the “oil production holly land” the other wants to remove, well, everyone in the western hemisphere. On one side we have The
On the other side we have (Terrorism poster boy) Jihad Joe
Stay tuned for a sequal, and the bloody fight over the oil rights.
People are constantly saying that there is a political side to Star Wars. So we took the liberty of looking for the connection between Star Wars and the Middle East. Some connections are based on character, some are based on looks.
And Special Musical Guests: The Osbournes
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