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Glad they are finally starting to warm up to us

We always knew his ears may have looked a bit too big for his head

2021 a handful of rogue Americans crash a plane into Dubai….

Poor Joe Francis, Girls Gone Wild fame. He just can’t seem to stay clear of any scandals these days. Hey, anytime a politician gets caught with a hooker, just throw his name in from the start. Chances are he probably already has nudie photos of her from when she was a easy, breast-barring underaged girl.Ho Gone Wild and shaking her ass all the way to the bank of political scandal. Here is a video of Ashley Dupre AKA Ashley DiPierto AKA Kristen… now better known as Spitzer’s whore.

Starting with the man GWB - the leader who really listens

Come on fools… recognizzzze - Ode to Eliot Spitzer

What does Spitzer’s downfall prove?  That you don’t have to be a Republican to be a hypocrite.

Ode To Eliot Spitzer
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Though Spitzer has said he abhors
Prostitution, he paid to use whores.
And one of his cons
Was he punished the johns
While committing their crime on all fours.

Wait… one more. because Hillary knows her men so well

Hillary Clinton on Eliot Spitzer - Hillary seems to think Eliot Spitzer is well suited for the White House, LOL

“FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT ELIOT IS PERFECTLY SUITED TO SERVE IN MY ADMINISTRATION. WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE UP HIS NUMBER FROM ‘9? TO ‘2?.”

Top Ten Eliot Spitzer Excuses for the Ashley Duprey / DiPierto / Kristen… whatever her name is… top hooker

David Letterman

March 10, 2008

10. Oh come on, like you were never involved in a prostitution ring.

9. Hookers is fun.

8. Just trying to help the economy.

7. Have you ever been to Albany?
6. It’s part of my new MTV prank show “Spitz’d”

5. Haven’t been myself since Roy Schieder died.

4. Uh, tainted beef?

3. Whether it’s a hooker or your wife, you’re always paying for it — you married fellas know what I’m talking about.

2. Wanted to be known as the Charlie Sheen of politics.

1. I thought Bill Clinton legalized this years ago.

Gov. Eliot Spitzer announced Wednesday that he is resigning, completing a spectacular fall from power for a politician whose once-promising career imploded amid allegations that he paid thousands of dollars for high-end prostitutes.

“I look at my time as governor with a sense of what might have been,” Spitzer said, with his expressionless wife Silda standing at his side. “There is much more to be done, and I cannot allow my private failings to disrupt the people’s work.”

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer (C) leaves after a news conference November 14, 2007 on Capitol Hill in Washington about his controversial plan to issue driver’s licenses to illegal immigrants. Spitzer dropped the plan due to overwhelming opposition to the policy stating, “I’ve concluded that New York state cannot conduct this program on its own.” REUTERS/Yuri Gripas (UNITED STATES)

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Obama Converts to Judaism

Buffeted by criticism of his controversial Christian pastor while continuing to quell rumors that he is a Muslim, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) took a bold step today to settle questions about his religious faith once and for all.

“I am converting to Judaism, effective immediately,” Mr. Obama told reporters at a press conference in Scarsdale, New York, adding that he would change his middle name from “Hussein” to “Murray.”

As a sign of commitment to his new faith, the Illinois Senator said that he anticipated being Bar Mitzvahed sometime between now and the crucial Pennsylvania primary and that he would no longer campaign on Saturdays.

In a subtle sign of the shift in his religious affiliation, Mr. Obama’s signature catchphrase “Yes, we can,” was nowhere to be found in his speech, replaced instead by “L’Chaim.”

While some political observers praised Mr. Obama’s conversion to Judaism as a shrewd tactic to put the issue of his religious identity to rest, the move raised the ire of one of his harshest critics, former Rep. Geradline Ferraro.

“Barack Murray Obama wouldn’t be in the position he’s in if he wasn’t Jewish,” said Ms. Ferraro to herself.

Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com.

Hey, the Muslim comic book was not my idea, I kinda just found this somewhere else, so I really hope no one gets upset at me for this one, This is the comic story of Mohamed and the prophets. And yes, this is some sick ass shit.

anyway, Muslim comics… this is kinda long, but stick with it

[Show as slideshow]

“Bring em on”

25. “I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe — I believe what I believe is right.” —Rome, Italy, July 22, 2001

24. “We need to counter the shockwave of the evildoer by having individual rate cuts accelerated and by thinking about tax rebates.” —Washington, D.C. Oct. 4, 2001

23. “People say, how can I help on this war against terror? How can I fight evil? You can do so by mentoring a child; by going into a shut-in’s house and say I love you.” —Washington, D.C., Sept. 19, 2002

22. “I wish you’d have given me this written question ahead of time so I could plan for it…I’m sure something will pop into my head here in the midst of this press conference, with all the pressure of trying to come up with answer, but it hadn’t yet….I don’t want to sound like I have made no mistakes. I’m confident I have. I just haven’t — you just put me under the spot here, and maybe I’m not as quick on my feet as I should be in coming up with one.” —President George W. Bush, after being asked to name the biggest mistake he had made, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2004

21. “The really rich people figure out how to dodge taxes anyway.” —explaining why high taxes on the rich are a failed strategy, Annandale, Va., Aug. 9, 2004

20. “My plan reduces the national debt, and fast. So fast, in fact, that economists worry that we’re going to run out of debt to retire.” —radio address, Feb. 24, 2001

19. “You know, when I was one time campaigning in Chicago, a reporter said, ‘Would you ever have a deficit?’ I said, ‘I can’t imagine it, but there would be one if we had a war, or a national emergency, or a recession.’ Never did I dream we’d get the trifecta.” —Houston, Texas, June 14, 2002 (There is no evidence Bush ever made any such statement, despite recounting the trifecta line repeatedly in 2002. A search by the Washington Post revealed that the three caveats were brought up before the 2000 campaign

— by Al Gore.)

18. “See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction.” —Milwaukee, Wis., Oct. 3, 2003

17. “The British government has learned that Saddam Hussein recently sought significant quantities of uranium from Africa.” —State of the Union Address, Jan. 28, 2003, making a claim that administration officials knew at the time to be false

16. “In Iraq, no doubt about it, it’s tough. It’s hard work. It’s incredibly hard.” —repeating the phrases “hard work,” “working hard,” “hard choices,” and other “hard”-based verbiage 22 times in his first debate with Sen. John Kerry

15. “The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him.” —Washington, D.C., Sept. 13, 2001

14. “I don’t know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don’t care. It’s not that important. It’s not our priority.” —Washington, D.C., March 13, 2002

13. “But all in all, it’s been a fabulous year for Laura and me.” —summing up his first year in office, three months after the 9/11 attacks, Washington, D.C., Dec. 20, 2001

12. “I try to go for longer runs, but it’s tough around here at the White House on the outdoor track. It’s sad that I can’t run longer. It’s one of the saddest things about the presidency.” —interview with “Runners World,” Aug. 2002

11. “Can we win? I don’t think you can win it.” —after being asked whether the war on terror was winnable, “Today” show interview, Aug. 30, 2004

10. “I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace.” —Washington, D.C. June 18, 2002

9. “I trust God speaks through me. Without that, I couldn’t do my job.” —to a group of Amish he met with privately, July 9, 2004

8. “Major combat operations in Iraq have ended. In the battle of Iraq, the United States and our allies have prevailed.” —speaking underneath a “Mission Accomplished” banner aboard the USS Abraham Lincoln, May 1, 2003

7. “We found the weapons of mass destruction. We found biological laboratories … And we’ll find more weapons as time goes on. But for those who say we haven’t found the banned

manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they’re wrong, we found them.” —Washington, D.C., May 30, 2003

6. “Those weapons of mass destruction have got to be somewhere!” —President George W. Bush, joking about his administration’s failure to find WMDs in Iraq as he narrated a comic slideshow during the Radio & TV Correspondents’ Association dinner, Washington, D.C., March 24, 2004

5. “If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” —Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2000

4. “There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.” —Nashville, Tenn.

3. “Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren’t able to practice their love with women all across this country.” —Poplar Bluff, Mo., Sept. 6, 2004 (Watch video)

2. “Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.” —Washington, D.C., Aug. 5, 2004

1. “My answer is bring them on.” —on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003

Some of the dumbest quotes by the people that should be running our country…

Because we know how much education means to the Bush / Cheney crew

“The president is really sorry he couldn’t be here tonight. … His book club is meeting.” –Dick Cheney, at the 2007 Gridiron dinner

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“The American people believe English should be the official language of the government. … We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto.” –Newt Gingrich, speaking to the National Federation of Republican Women

Yes folks, I have never run into an English speaker in any of the American ghettos and it is common knowledge that people who ONLY speak English are much more prosperous than the ones who speak multiple languages.

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“And believe me, no one suffers more than their president and I do when we watch this, and certainly the commander in chief, who has asked our military to go into harm’s way.” –First Lady Laura Bush, on Iraq

Yes, the poor Bush Family, and their buds seem to suffer… all the way to the bank, then theystart to feel a bit better.

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“My FOX guys, I love every single one of them.” –Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, caught on an open mic singing the praises of Fox News’s correspondents

I hear FOX is the second best loved party mascot, just behind that Elephant

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“Like a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime.” –Rep Mike Pence (R-IN), describing his visit to a Baghdad market, where a suicide bomber killed 88 people a few months earlier

Suicide bombers straped to the tomato stand? guess its common in Indiana

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“Liberals have finally joined the ranks of scoundrels like Hitler.” –Indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, in his new book

duh, didn’t ya know.

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“You know, in the horror movie you kill the monster, and the hand re-emerges. And if you’re not looking, the hand grows back and then the monster’s there again. That cannot be allowed to happen.” –Rudy Giuliani, on fighting terror

Now we know Freddy, Michael and Jason have come back way too many times

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“I will not be active in his campaign. I am too busy with golf.” –Andrew Giuliani, Rudy’s Giuliani’s estranged 21-year-old son, on why he won’t campaign with his father, adding “There’s obviously a little problem that exists between me and his wife.”

Wow, I never thought of that one to get out of family affairs

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“The Muslim representative from Minnesota was elected by the voters of that district and if American citizens don’t wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding the use of the Koran.” –Rep. Virgil Goode (R-VA), on Rep.-elect Keith Ellison (D-MN), the first Muslim elected to Congress

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“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else…. It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.” –Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), comparing the Iraq war to the Lord of the Rings

I see the comparison, there are far too many Trolls in Washington.

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And now for some stupid quotes from people who some feel should be running the country

“I don’t own an iPod. I would never wear an iPod… If this is your primary focus in life — the machines… it’s going to have a staggeringly negative effect, all of this, for America… did you ever talk to these computer geeks? I mean, can you carry on a conversation with them? …I really fear for the United States because, believe me, the jihadists? They’re not playing the video games. They’re killing real people over there.” –Bill O’Reilly

Wow, I don’t think I could ever wear my Ipod either… it just would not fit.

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“Friends, the press and the government are in bed together in an embrace so intimate and wrong, they could spoon on a twin mattress and still have room for Ted Koppel. Journalists used to questions the reasons for war and expose abuse of power. Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 News. Demand more of your government. Demand more of your press.” –Kent Brockman, on The Simpsons

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“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.” –Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton, after being asked why 1/5th of 1/5th of Americans can’t locate the U.S on a world map

Uh, Uh… Maybe she needs to hang out with the book club as well

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And my Favorite…“I have to say President Bush has a much healthier attitude toward this than I do. Because if I can get away with it, boy, I’d go in with a hand grenade.” –Fox News Channel’s Bill O’Reilly, on blowing up the blogosphere

FREE Speeeeech? Blow that Son of a Bitch up, Yo.

So I saw this on Politickles.wordpress.com.  It’s a sick “South Park” cartoon style, Youtube video. Better pay attention in this class, because those demos will not be shown a second time!