Archive for the ‘Animals’ Category

Posted (jokey) in (Dumb Shit, Animals) on May-20-2008 (0) Comments  Read More

literally, this is a video starring Beanie, the piano playing chicken doing an audition for David Letterman. talk about some silly shit.

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Posted (jokey) in (pictures, Animals) on May-12-2008 (0) Comments  Read More

whee doggie, that is one big ass bunn bunn. Check out the giant bunny.. and yes, I hear this is real and not photo shopped. K, maybe they need to quit feeding the bunny.

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Fat ass kitty cat - This man seems awful proud of his well fed kitty. Hope they’re not in Thailand, that fat cat would be endangered there for sure. Big fat cat like that can easily feed a family of 6 - sick food menu.




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Giant Gator

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Posted (jokey) in (Dumb Shit, Animals, Sick and Silly Stories) on March-22-2008 (1) Comment  Read More

Now this is some crazy shit! I thought that Steve Erwin (The Crocodile Hunter) was one in a billion to be killed by the stingray. Obviously though these things are nothing to trifle with.

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Stingray Kills Woman in Boat

This spotted eagle stingray flew out of the water in the Florida Keys and struck a woman riding in the boat, knocking her over and likely killing her on contact, according to a state official.

MARATHON, Fla. - A 75-pound stingray killed a Michigan woman yesterday when it flew out of the water and struck her face as she rode in a boat in the Florida Keys, officials said.

Judy Kay Zagorski, of Pigeon, Mich., was sitting in the front seat of a boat going 25 miles per hour when the spotted eagle ray, with a wingspan of 5 to 6 feet, leaped out of the water, said Jorge Pino, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The 57-year-old woman’s father was driving the boat on the Atlantic Ocean side of Vaca Key, Pino said.

“He had absolutely no warning,” Pino said. “It just happened instantaneously.”

The collision knocked Zagorski backward onto the floor of the boat, Pino said.

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Posted (jokey) in (pictures, Dumb Shit, Animals) on January-30-2008 (0) Comments  Read More

talk about having a bad day, any day is a good day compared to this shit. Try taking a dive into that wicked shit!

whale eats penguin

Is that really a bike in the middle of that car.. YIKES

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Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water.

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You know its gonna be a bad flight when you look out your window and see this shit… yep, what happened to the engine cover?

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This dude is way too dedicated to his job!

tornado on horizon

Objects are closer than they appear?

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Posted (jokey) in (Animals) on December-4-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

It seems that human males are not the only creature to scratch de nuts… and get caught doing it!

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Posted (jokey) in (sick shit games, Animals) on November-21-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

Runnin around the internet I came on this. This is one of the sickest and silliest games.

You shoot at the little cute fuzzy kittens ’till they are decapitated.

Please, no one try this at home!

***  Sick Kitty shoot ‘em up game ***

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Posted (jokey) in (Animals) on October-25-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

Dirty rat, This chump really does not care about the fact that his little mate there probably has a serious headache. Nor, does he seem to care if there is a pulse

dirty rat

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Posted (jokey) in (Animals) on October-4-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

kung fu kitty cat beats up the doggieNow here is a cat no one wants to run into in the dark alley.. now I have had some sick cats in my life, as in claw your ass if you geed them too late, but this is just too much of a bad ass cat, not really a great joke or anything… but a way sick animal picture.

The other pic below is a seagull with a taste for Doritos… yep, the bird loves his or her chips.

Apparently, so I read, this one bird came into a minimart one day and ran off with a bag of chips, the store crew, stunned by it, just let the seagull run with the “prize”. Anyway, outside they came to find the open bag and other birds feasting.

shoplifting is a crime in most states not for a seagull thoughA few days later, the bird walks in again and does the same crime of “chip lifting”. No one calls 911 to get the bad bird sent to the pen, so birdie gets away again…..

Now, its become routine, bird comes in to get the chips, goes outside and shares the wealth… Kinda like the Robin Hood of the bird kingdom.

The shop owner says, they let him do it… guess its just to funny. And, the odd thing is that the seagull is stuck on the doritos… and always lifts the same brand and size package… talk about the influence of packaging and branding… haha, even the birds fall for it… now thats sick



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