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Come on fools… recognizzzze - Ode to Eliot Spitzer

What does Spitzer’s downfall prove?  That you don’t have to be a Republican to be a hypocrite.

Ode To Eliot Spitzer
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Though Spitzer has said he abhors
Prostitution, he paid to use whores.
And one of his cons
Was he punished the johns
While committing their crime on all fours.

Wait… one more. because Hillary knows her men so well

Hillary Clinton on Eliot Spitzer - Hillary seems to think Eliot Spitzer is well suited for the White House, LOL

“FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT ELIOT IS PERFECTLY SUITED TO SERVE IN MY ADMINISTRATION. WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE UP HIS NUMBER FROM ‘9? TO ‘2?.”

Obama Converts to Judaism

Buffeted by criticism of his controversial Christian pastor while continuing to quell rumors that he is a Muslim, Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill) took a bold step today to settle questions about his religious faith once and for all.

“I am converting to Judaism, effective immediately,” Mr. Obama told reporters at a press conference in Scarsdale, New York, adding that he would change his middle name from “Hussein” to “Murray.”

As a sign of commitment to his new faith, the Illinois Senator said that he anticipated being Bar Mitzvahed sometime between now and the crucial Pennsylvania primary and that he would no longer campaign on Saturdays.

In a subtle sign of the shift in his religious affiliation, Mr. Obama’s signature catchphrase “Yes, we can,” was nowhere to be found in his speech, replaced instead by “L’Chaim.”

While some political observers praised Mr. Obama’s conversion to Judaism as a shrewd tactic to put the issue of his religious identity to rest, the move raised the ire of one of his harshest critics, former Rep. Geradline Ferraro.

“Barack Murray Obama wouldn’t be in the position he’s in if he wasn’t Jewish,” said Ms. Ferraro to herself.

Andy Borowitz is a comedian and writer whose work appears in The New Yorker and The New York Times, and at his award-winning humor site, BorowitzReport.com.