Funny jokes or maybe crazy wreck - Now mind you, I did not get this story from a reputable source, but it seemed reasonable and very funny to me.

A Bulgarian car crash victim was saved by her humongous knockers during a car crash. Thats what the story claims at least.

Elena Marinova, 24, from Sofia, was involved in a full frontal crash with another car in the northern city of Ruse. A police expert explained that the 40DD silicone implants absorbed the impact of the crash.

“They worked just like airbags - protecting the victim’s ribs and vital organs from damage”

Go figure, I always thought they were a bad idea, gotta say I may have been wrong.

The Happy Pill for sure - I don’t think 1000 mg will do. Can I get that in Extra Strength?

Having spent plenty of years in college myself, I gotta say… I LOVED the scantron tests! Yep, the odds were always in my favor. You see, any one with 1/2 a brain still intact can rule out at least 2 of 5 as wrong answers, that leaves a 1/3 shot at the correct answer having never even seen the material before. Using some cool pattern making skills, you can pencil in the Himalayan Mountainside and since it’s most likely graded on a curve, with the rest of the class using thier own pattern making skills(that aren’t as good as your own), you can easily #2 pencil your way into at least a C or maybe even a cool B. This below, must be a first. I still can’t stop laughing over it. Michael Benson, you are a Classic..

Seems after that test, the professor emailed the student… with this.

Dear Michael,

Every year I attempt to boost my students’ final grades by giving them this relatively simple exam consisting of 100 True/False questions from only 3 chapters of material. For the past 20 years that I have taught Intro Communications 101 at this institution I have never once seen someone score below a 65 on this exam. Consequently, your score of a zero is the first in history and ultimately brought the entire class average down a whole 8 points.

There were two possible answer choices: A (True) and B (False). You chose C for all 100 questions in an obvious attempt to get lucky with a least a quarter of the answers. It’s as if you didn’t look at a single question. Unfortunately, this brings your final grade in this class to failing. See you next year!

May God have mercy on your soul.

Sincerely,
Professor William Turner

This exam came from funnyexamanswers.com, however, I did not make it a link because the sites chained popups kept crashing not just my browser, but my machine. so the site has some funny shit, but make sure all your own shit is saved and your security settings are high if you wanna check it out

The 1950’s were a sick, nutty time for sure, now, I wasn’t around back then, but I have seen all the TV shows and alien invasion movies.  At this point most people believe this was a hoax for various reasons.  The best reasoning is in the medical evidence, there really wasn’t any and the aliens look pretty fake to begin with. I mean, even a very un-medical person like me can look at this and see the alien has muscle tone to die for… hard to pull off for most corpses. But, I gotta admit, the facial expression is a classic.

literally, this is a video starring Beanie, the piano playing chicken doing an audition for David Letterman. talk about some silly shit.

I wonder if its patented, the dvd rewinder, use only if blonde.

Yummy and good for you… its fish and it can be used as a main or side dish, I read the label.

Air condition your truck the right way. Why pay an auto shop $1000+ to install AC when you can do it yourself .

whee doggie, that is one big ass bunn bunn. Check out the giant bunny.. and yes, I hear this is real and not photo shopped. K, maybe they need to quit feeding the bunny.

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Fat ass kitty cat - This man seems awful proud of his well fed kitty. Hope they’re not in Thailand, that fat cat would be endangered there for sure. Big fat cat like that can easily feed a family of 6 - sick food menu.

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Giant Gator

more giant gators and other animal oddities, Click Here for the pictures

Multipurpose bunnies, cute, fuzzy and nutritious

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Don’t trip, they don’t know you know, shhhh

We knew the Las Vegas Buffets were a bargain.