Its not just the US traffic cops that like to get jiggly. It seems this goes on in other countries as well. check this dancing traffic cop out, he is not even in traffic, just dancing on the side.

This fool here, I don’t think you can call it dancing, he just looks really confused. This really can’t be too safe for cars and traffic since he seems to be pointing them in all four directions at the same time. Silly traffic cop, maybe a better traffic light would work best at that intersection in the Philippines.

Proof that directing traffic must be incredibly boring! Yet, another dancing cop video.. Officer Johnson at the University of Pennsylvania entertaining himself and automobile traffic with his moves and whistle skillz.

Check out this video, This is Tony Lapore - better known to many as the dancing cop. Every holiday season he comes out of retirement to show his moves as he directs traffic on the streets of Providence, Rhode Island.

Yep, you read that right, this really did happen and there is a video. It seems that a too dumb for words to even explain, Stupid criminals tried to rob a police station. YES… a police station!

The pair may have mistook it for… ahhh, ahhh, a bank maybe? since a cop and an armed bank guard both carry a sidearm. Or maybe he just figured they would never expect anything so incredibly lame. Either way… stupid criminal = funny shit.

It seems 2 very silly boys walk up to the front desk of the police station and demand cash from the receptionist. At the POLICE STATION! WTF?

Now, the 2 boys did not have guns, but they did want the armed cops to think they did by keeping their hands in their pockets.

The receptionist seems to have called for help and some cops… go figure, were there to help arrest the dumb ass criminals and take them to jail… down the hall. Hey, at least it wasn’t a far walk for the ding-a-lings.

The video is titled… “Candidate for World’s dumbest criminal” watch it.

Starting with the man GWB - the leader who really listens

Come on fools… recognizzzze - Ode to Eliot Spitzer

What does Spitzer’s downfall prove?  That you don’t have to be a Republican to be a hypocrite.

Ode To Eliot Spitzer
By Madeleine Begun Kane

Though Spitzer has said he abhors
Prostitution, he paid to use whores.
And one of his cons
Was he punished the johns
While committing their crime on all fours.

Wait… one more. because Hillary knows her men so well

Hillary Clinton on Eliot Spitzer - Hillary seems to think Eliot Spitzer is well suited for the White House, LOL

“FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE IN THE WHITE HOUSE, I CAN TELL YOU THAT ELIOT IS PERFECTLY SUITED TO SERVE IN MY ADMINISTRATION. WE’LL JUST HAVE TO MOVE UP HIS NUMBER FROM ‘9? TO ‘2?.”

Who would have thunk it… It seems Martha Stewart just amazes poor middle East workers with her… forks.

March 21, 2008
Martha Stewart living from middle east diaries

One of the best parts of staying in this particular hotel in Baghdad is the first-floor cafeteria — not because of the food (it’s horrendous), but because of the irreverent, hilarious guys from Sadr City and Doura who work behind the counter.

They’re dirt-poor, they pull double shifts several times a week and one of them has a bullet wound on his chest that’s a reminder of the harsh lives they lead once they clock out and return to their violent neighborhoods. And yet, for five years and counting, they’ve retained a mischievous humor and warm camaraderie that transcends their disparate faiths, sects and political beliefs. When the overbearing manager isn’t around, the workers crack themselves up by answering room-service calls in menacing tones: “Interior Ministry. Who are you and what do you want?”

I had an hour to kill before the morning meeting today, so I went downstairs to have breakfast with them. They had the door to the courtyard open and a refreshing breeze aired out the stale dining area that looks to have been last renovated sometime in the early 1980s. It was 9 a.m. on a Friday morning, like a lazy Sunday in the States, so they didn’t expect any customers until much later.

I found them smearing processed cheese on yesterday’s hard leftover bread as they gathered around a suspended TV set to watch Martha Stewart’s talk show, which was broadcast with Arabic subtitles. They oohed and ahhed over Martha’s sample autumn table, laid out with sparkling crystal and a centerpiece of pumpkins and gourds.

“What’s that orange thing?” a waiter asked. I couldn’t recall the Arabic word for pumpkin, so I just said it was a really big squash.

They followed the subtitles as Martha explained how you arrange silverware from the outside in, salad fork and then dinner fork and so on.

“Why do Americans need so many forks?” one of the guys asked me. Beats me, I told him.

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Now this is some crazy shit! I thought that Steve Erwin (The Crocodile Hunter) was one in a billion to be killed by the stingray. Obviously though these things are nothing to trifle with.

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This spotted eagle stingray flew out of the water in the Florida Keys and struck a woman riding in the boat, knocking her over and likely killing her on contact, according to a state official.

MARATHON, Fla. - A 75-pound stingray killed a Michigan woman yesterday when it flew out of the water and struck her face as she rode in a boat in the Florida Keys, officials said.

Judy Kay Zagorski, of Pigeon, Mich., was sitting in the front seat of a boat going 25 miles per hour when the spotted eagle ray, with a wingspan of 5 to 6 feet, leaped out of the water, said Jorge Pino, spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission.

The 57-year-old woman’s father was driving the boat on the Atlantic Ocean side of Vaca Key, Pino said.

“He had absolutely no warning,” Pino said. “It just happened instantaneously.”

The collision knocked Zagorski backward onto the floor of the boat, Pino said.

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This makes my day! What the F*** are these two doing??? Protecting, and serving!! I wont get into it too much, but don’t little kids get into trouble for “holding hands” in school now a days? Yet these two fine upstanding Cops are holding hands while on duty. Funny shit if you ask me!

Ok, truthfuly, I think someone got a little crazy with Photoshop, and really didn’t even do that good of a job. But it’s still funny shit!

Kicked in the nuts for the fifth time!

I’m not sure if this is “Sick Shit” or not, but its kind of funny. Two teens, kicking each other in the Nuts, better them than me!