Some of the dumbest quotes by the people that should be running our country…

Because we know how much education means to the Bush / Cheney crew

“The president is really sorry he couldn’t be here tonight. … His book club is meeting.” –Dick Cheney, at the 2007 Gridiron dinner

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“The American people believe English should be the official language of the government. … We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto.” –Newt Gingrich, speaking to the National Federation of Republican Women

Yes folks, I have never run into an English speaker in any of the American ghettos and it is common knowledge that people who ONLY speak English are much more prosperous than the ones who speak multiple languages.

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“And believe me, no one suffers more than their president and I do when we watch this, and certainly the commander in chief, who has asked our military to go into harm’s way.” –First Lady Laura Bush, on Iraq

Yes, the poor Bush Family, and their buds seem to suffer… all the way to the bank, then theystart to feel a bit better.

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“My FOX guys, I love every single one of them.” –Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, caught on an open mic singing the praises of Fox News’s correspondents

I hear FOX is the second best loved party mascot, just behind that Elephant

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“Like a normal outdoor market in Indiana in the summertime.” –Rep Mike Pence (R-IN), describing his visit to a Baghdad market, where a suicide bomber killed 88 people a few months earlier

Suicide bombers straped to the tomato stand? guess its common in Indiana

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“Liberals have finally joined the ranks of scoundrels like Hitler.” –Indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, in his new book

duh, didn’t ya know.

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“You know, in the horror movie you kill the monster, and the hand re-emerges. And if you’re not looking, the hand grows back and then the monster’s there again. That cannot be allowed to happen.” –Rudy Giuliani, on fighting terror

Now we know Freddy, Michael and Jason have come back way too many times

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“I will not be active in his campaign. I am too busy with golf.” –Andrew Giuliani, Rudy’s Giuliani’s estranged 21-year-old son, on why he won’t campaign with his father, adding “There’s obviously a little problem that exists between me and his wife.”

Wow, I never thought of that one to get out of family affairs

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“The Muslim representative from Minnesota was elected by the voters of that district and if American citizens don’t wake up and adopt the Virgil Goode position on immigration there will likely be many more Muslims elected to office and demanding the use of the Koran.” –Rep. Virgil Goode (R-VA), on Rep.-elect Keith Ellison (D-MN), the first Muslim elected to Congress

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“As the hobbits are going up Mount Doom, the Eye of Mordor is being drawn somewhere else…. It’s being drawn to Iraq and it’s not being drawn to the U.S. You know what? I want to keep it on Iraq. I don’t want the Eye to come back here to the United States.” –Sen. Rick Santorum (R-PA), comparing the Iraq war to the Lord of the Rings

I see the comparison, there are far too many Trolls in Washington.

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And now for some stupid quotes from people who some feel should be running the country

“I don’t own an iPod. I would never wear an iPod… If this is your primary focus in life — the machines… it’s going to have a staggeringly negative effect, all of this, for America… did you ever talk to these computer geeks? I mean, can you carry on a conversation with them? …I really fear for the United States because, believe me, the jihadists? They’re not playing the video games. They’re killing real people over there.” –Bill O’Reilly

Wow, I don’t think I could ever wear my Ipod either… it just would not fit.

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“Friends, the press and the government are in bed together in an embrace so intimate and wrong, they could spoon on a twin mattress and still have room for Ted Koppel. Journalists used to questions the reasons for war and expose abuse of power. Now, like toothless babies, they suckle on the sugary teat of misinformation and poop it into the diaper we call the 6:00 News. Demand more of your government. Demand more of your press.” –Kent Brockman, on The Simpsons

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“I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, um, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and, uh, I believe that our, uh, education like such as, uh, South Africa and, uh, the Iraq and everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uh, our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S., uh, should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we will be able to build up our future.” –Miss South Carolina Teen Lauren Caitlin Upton, after being asked why 1/5th of 1/5th of Americans can’t locate the U.S on a world map

Uh, Uh… Maybe she needs to hang out with the book club as well

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And my Favorite…“I have to say President Bush has a much healthier attitude toward this than I do. Because if I can get away with it, boy, I’d go in with a hand grenade.” –Fox News Channel’s Bill O’Reilly, on blowing up the blogosphere

FREE Speeeeech? Blow that Son of a Bitch up, Yo.

So I saw this on Politickles.wordpress.com.  It’s a sick “South Park” cartoon style, Youtube video. Better pay attention in this class, because those demos will not be shown a second time!

Most people tend to talk before they think. It works out for most of us, but the US President, George W. Bush really should consider slowing down a notch, thinking, then speaking.

However, all those mistakes, are kinda entertaining. So here are a few “Bushisms” that I from around the internet. This is just a small list of some of the more recent Bushisms

“There are some similarities, of course (between Iraq and Vietnam). Death is terrible.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

“I’m going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I’m smart on the subject.” –George W. Bush, answering a question about a possible flu pandemic, Cleveland, July 10, 2007

“There are jobs Americans aren’t doing. … If you’ve got a chicken factory, a chicken-plucking factory, or whatever you call them, you know what I’m talking about.” –George W. Bush. Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

“I’ve been in politics long enough to know that polls just go poof at times.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007

“My job is a job to make decisions. I’m a decision — if the job description were, what do you do — it’s decision maker.” –George W. Bush, Tipp City, Ohio, April 19, 2007
“Iraq is a very important part of securing the homeland, and it’s a very important part of helping change the Middle East into a part of the world that will not serve as a threat to the civilized world, to people like — or to the developed world, to people like — in the United States.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 3, 2007

“All I can tell you is when the governor calls, I answer his phone.” –George W. Bush, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

“My hearts are with the Jeffcoats right now, that’s what I’m thinking.” –George W. Bush, after meeting with California wildfire victims Kendra and Jay Jeffcoat, San Diego, Calif., Oct. 25, 2007

“You know, I guess I’m like any other political figure: Everybody wants to be loved.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

“I fully understand those who say you can’t win this thing militarily. That’s exactly what the United States military says, that you can’t win this military.” –George W. Bush, on the need for political progress in Iraq, Washington, D.C., Oct. 17, 2007

“More than two decades later, it is hard to imagine the Revolutionary War coming out any other way.” –George W. Bush, Martinsburg, W. Va., July 4, 2007

“My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions.” –George W. Bush, The Decider, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007 (Watch video clip)

“I’ve heard he’s been called Bush’s poodle. He’s bigger than that.” –George W. Bush, on former British Prime Minister Tony Blair, as quoted by the Sun newspaper, June 27, 2007

“I got a lot of Ph.D.-types and smart people around me who come into the Oval Office and say, ‘Mr. President, here’s what’s on my mind.’ And I listen carefully to their advice. But having gathered the device, I decide, you know, I say, ‘This is what we’re going to do.’” –George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

“You know, when you give a man more money in his pocket — in this case, a woman more money in her pocket to expand a business, it — they build new buildings. And when somebody builds a new building somebody has got to come and build the building. And when the building expanded it prevented additional opportunities for people to work.” –George W. Bush, Lancaster, Pa., Oct. 3, 2007

“What I’m telling you is there’s too many junk lawsuits suing too many doctors.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 10, 2007

“As yesterday’s positive report card shows, childrens do learn when standards are high and results are measured.” –George W. Bush, on the No Child Left Behind Act, Washington, D.C., Sept. 26, 2007 (Watch video clip)

“These are big achievements for this country, and the people of Bulgaria ought to be proud of the achievements that they have achieved.” –George W. Bush, Sofia, Bulgaria, June 11, 2007

“We’re also talking to different finance ministers about how we can send a message to the Iranian government that the free world is not going to tolerate the development of know-how in how to build a weapon, or at least gain the ability to make a weapon.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

“All of us in America want there to be fairness when it comes to justice.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

“I heard somebody say, ‘Where’s (Nelson) Mandela?’ Well, Mandela’s dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas.” –George W. Bush, on the former South African president, who is still very much alive, Washington, D.C., Sept. 20, 2007

“Mr. Prime Minister, thank you for your introduction. Thank you for being such a fine host for the OPEC summit.” –George W. Bush, addressing Australian Prime Minister John Howard at the APEC Summit, Sept. 7, 207

“As John Howard accurately noted when he went to thank the Austrian troops there last year…” –George W. Bush, referring to Australian troops as “Austrian troops,” APEC Business Summit, Sept. 7, 2007

“We’re kicking ass.” –George W. Bush, on the security situation in Iraq, to Australian Deputy Prime Minister Mark Vaile, Sydney, Australia, Sept. 5, 2007

“The same folks that are bombing innocent people in Iraq were the ones who attacked us in America on September the 11th.” –George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., July 12, 2007

“And there is distrust in Washington. I am surprised, frankly, at the amount of distrust that exists in this town. And I’m sorry it’s the case, and I’ll work hard to try to elevate it.” –George W. Bush, interview on National Public Radio, Jan. 29, 2007

Finding a job may be tough these days with so many American industries hiring outside the US… here’s an idea

Well, its that time of year again, yep… its the Holiday Season. As everyone else will do, our jolly sick butts will send out Xmas cards. So check out these great picks to shock the sickos on your sick Christmas card list.

This is the “mean Santa”. This is kinda a cool sick card. Santa fights it out with the the very evil looking Easter Bunny, maybe over that chocolate in the pick. YIKES!

As number two, we have, the ever so popular “Catholic Santa” wishing all children a very sick “giving is better than receiving” Xmas wish.

“Holiday Greetings from Sudan”

The “redneck Xmas”, I love this one… I don’t remember my granny decorating the tree quite like that… but then again, I don’t put it up in the trailer corner either… go granny, GO! and Merry Christmas!

The “Christmas Surprise”. A shitty way to find out you’ll be talking to each other for 18 more Xmas’s to come and… buying many presents for those years as well.

Just had to throw in the goat heads … yep these are sick, have nothin to do with Christmas, but would make a wicked, sickly rotten Xmas card just the same

This is a great one, the “drunk Santa”. This is what too many eggnogs will do to a mythical man. I can’t help but feel sorry for poor drunken Santa, he is kinda slacking off on the job. I mean, how the hell do you deliver presents to millions of waiting kiddies around the world and climb down the chimney safely, when you’re sauced?

Wanna see more sick shit card ideas? Click here to see the other sick shit xmas pics that would make some wickedly rotten cards

Ok, so check out this little game, Its the Bush shoot ‘em up. You too can now be George Bush as he shoots up his office and the world!

Runnin around the internet I came on this. This is one of the sickest and silliest games.

You shoot at the little cute fuzzy kittens ’till they are decapitated.

Please, no one try this at home!

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Pat Robertson Says Giuliani Presidency Appears in Book of Revelation

Here is the real reason to support Giuliani

“in order for the Second Coming to occur, the world needs to end, and Rudy Giuliani is just the man for that job.”

Rudy Would Usher in Biblical ‘End Days,’ Evangelist Says

from the Borowitz report

One day after endorsing former Mayor Rudolph Giuliani for president, televangelist Pat Robertson explained his decision, saying that a Giuliani presidency features prominently in the Book of Revelation.

In his endorsement announcement the day before, Rev. Robertson had made reference to Mr. Giuliani’s tenure as “America’s Mayor,” but did not indicate that the Republican frontrunner was a key player in the Bible’s most apocalyptic book.

In his statement today, however, the televangelist made it clear that “in order for the Second Coming to occur, the world needs to end, and Rudy Giuliani is just the man for that job.”

Rev. Robertson said that he was “confident” that within weeks of his inauguration, Mr. Giuliani would usher in the “end days” that are a staple of Bible prophecy.

In praising Mr. Giuliani, Mr. Robertson had critical words for the current resident of the White House, President George W. Bush: “President Bush got us on the road to Armageddon, but it’s taking too darn long — Rudy Giuliani will put us in the express lane.”

While the Giuliani camp initially welcomed the endorsement of the influential evangelist, the former New York mayor seemed less enthusiastic today about being identified as one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.

When asked by a reporter in Iowa about Mr. Robertson’s comments today, Mr. Giuliani replied, “9/11.”

Elsewhere, former Beatle Paul McCartney confirmed that he is dating a Metropolitan Transportation Authority board member, explaining, “Since my divorce from Heather, I’ve had to start taking the subway.”

Well this is not a video of a cra wreck, but looking at the condition of this fool, I’m pretty sure there was one. This is pretty funny, and luckily this drunk did get pulled over for the DUI cuz he sure did not belong behind the wheel.

I also gotta add… he is gonna have a serious headache when he gets up.