Archive for October, 2007

Posted (jokey) in (Dumb Shit) on October-25-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

I wonder how many men fail on this question?

funny and silly picture dutch driving test





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Posted (jokey) in (Michael Jackson) on October-25-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

More proof that the education system may be better overseas

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Posted (jokey) in (Animals) on October-25-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

Dirty rat, This chump really does not care about the fact that his little mate there probably has a serious headache. Nor, does he seem to care if there is a pulse

dirty rat

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Posted (jokey) in (Sick Food) on October-25-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

Hey, This 3 legged carrot gives new meaning to eating all of your veggies

three legged vegetable





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Posted (jokey) in (Dumb Shit) on October-25-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

Everyone always wonders if anyone really wears underwear under those Scottish Kilts. Now, uncovering the truth took some time and extensive research, but finally the wait is over and we have now found out for sure!

scottish kilt

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Posted (jokey) in (Dumb Shit) on October-25-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

We all know its normally a good idea to read the signs. Here are some great signs that really are telling you something very important.

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Posted (jokey) in (Mug Shots, Dumb Shit, Sick and Silly Stories) on October-22-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

So who is this girl really?

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Well, she can be your next door nieghbor

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or the the preachers wife

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This is pretty cool, radical makeover picture gallery using only one model. This one girl goes through many transformations looking like dozens of different people from a teenage girl, to elderly lady.

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Posted (jokey) in (Sick Clowns) on October-16-2007 (1) Comment  Read More

Hey, who doesn’t love clowns? and the sick, creeps, ones… hey, those make for the best nightmares around. No wonder wicked clowns appear in horror movies so often.



and, there are the “killer Clowns”, this one is as creepy as it gets… ohhh, that laugh at the end will keep a kid checking under the bed for years. This crazy nut of an insane clown literally “knocks someones block off” and is so creepy, the biker gang runs like little girls to a Hannah Montana show.








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Posted (jokey) in (Celebrity, Mug Shots, Michael Jackson) on October-11-2007 (0) Comments  Read More

Knowing celebrities take much better mug shots than the average joe, can you pick out the Hollywood stars from the criminals below?




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Posted (jokey) in (Celebrity, Mug Shots) on October-11-2007 (1) Comment  Read More

Everytime we see a Hollywood star in a mug shot, they seem to look great. So why is that so and how do the rest of us achieve the same goal.

lets check it out and answer this question once and for all… Why do the Hollywood stars take such great mug shots when the rest of America does not?

lets do a small comparison

mug shot paris hilton

bad mug shot

So we have the Paris Hilton Mugshot above and we have “unknown woman who likes to party” Who looks better? hmm, thats a no brainer there. But the question and answer here is simple. The girl at the bottom could not manage her time well. She learned how to party hard, and just did not have the time to figure out how to do the hair and makeup while partying. Paris on the other hand has it down…. She does her hair and makeup before she goes out partying, that way she gets the great mug shot if she gets busted at the party. So for our first comparison, it comes down to who can manage thier time better.

mel gibson mug shot photo

I am not an alcoholic mug shot

Mel Gibson and unknown “non alcoholic”

So why does Mel look like he is posing for the cover of GQ and Mr “I am not an alcoholic” looks plain hungover?

Now these 2 are great to compare, both have the gel in the hair thing going and the “right eyebrow raised” pose (our left). But Mel is the winner here for sure.

Again, this may come down to always being ready to take a photo and practice. Mel has put gel in his hair, as did boy # 2, but Mel took the time to make sure it was perfect and even has that tiny bit of bangs set over his forehead just right. Mel also has the pose down, while boy #2 seems to be struggling with it a bit.

Also keep in mind that Hollywood stars always have that “I just called my lawyer and will be outa here any second” smirk, Yep, a smile always makes you look cool.

So what did we learn from all this, well probably not much other than… If you want a great mug shot like the stars always:

1. do your hair and makeup before commiting a crime (just in case you do get arrested)

2. Smile… unless your teeth got knocked out during the arrest or you have that infamous “meth mouth“. If the latter is true, a smirk will do just fine.




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